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I just hope that "***hole of a forum moderator" Jan was talking about a few posts ago doesn't ban me....

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Very interesting to find that other people are having a problem with their shops moving and even getting lost!

 

I didn't realise that a shop can move around. I went to see my cousin, who lives 100 miles away. I turned on his computer and there was MY SHOP! When I left home, it was safely inside my computer. HOW DID IT TRAVEL 100 MILES SO QUICKLY?

 

My cousin has a Dell computer running Vista, could that be anything to do with it? I've never trusted Vista and I'm sure that my Windows 95 is a lot more stable. I didn't like the colour of his computer either, not as good as my trustworthy Amstrad.

 

The most amazing part is that when I went home, I turned on my computer and my Shop was back! Amazing! I have Register Globals turned on and I use a digital camera - could that make any difference?

 

I did post here previously, but I tried to use the <invisible> tag and nothing showed up.

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It is almost one hour since I asked for help on this forum and yet no-one has replied. I think this is very poor. I expected at least three answers in that time.

 

What are the members of this forum doing! Surely nothing can be more important than answering my questions?

 

Unless someone answers soon, I may have to look through the old postings, check out the contributions, look through the knowledge base and search the internet.

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It is almost one hour since I asked for help on this forum and yet no-one has replied. I think this is very poor. I expected at least three answers in that time.

 

What are the members of this forum doing! Surely nothing can be more important than answering my questions?

 

Unless someone answers soon, I may have to look through the old postings, check out the contributions, look through the knowledge base and search the internet.

Sorry for the delay, I have been at work and found my website followed me there.

 

I only found out when I heard it mating with a phishing site. I had to throw a bucket of water over the pair of them. I got a 50 megabyte fine from the water police for wasting water in a drought. They said I was lucky that the two of them did not fuse together. Then the website chased a stray pussy from a porn site up a tree. The firemen are still up the tree getting it down (at least that's what they told me). Anyway, their call out fee was a massive gigabyte. I offered a gift voucher, but now that doesn't work either.

 

Unfortunatley, on the way home the website was caught by the stray website catcher and I had to pay a megabyte to get it back. I told them that I had register globals turned off, and copped another 2 megabyte fine for having the website unregistered. I told them that I did have the website chained up, but, you guessed it, some hacker got in and hacked the link. So much for the report broken link contribution.

 

What can I do? Please help? I am losing megabytes over this erratic behaviour.

 

Dave, my mind is going.


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