custodian Posted March 19, 2006 Share Posted March 19, 2006 Not quite a top 10 or top 20 list, but this is a start. I'm sure others can add to it. You know you're addicted to OsCommerce when... Every free moment is spent looking for people with stuff in their cart in Admin --> Tools -- Who's Online Your OsCommerce Store has more contriutions then you've given to any organization your entire life You begin signing your name prefixed with tep_ You feel a sense of urgency when you have difficulty accessing www.oscommerce.com/forums Your OsCommerce store can do more things than eBay, even though you only have 10 things in your entire product listings You have clickable IP's for the shoppers and use showmyip to look up their Longitude and Latitude, meanwhile you don't even know your own Longitude and Latitude ls -R ./public_html | wc -l shows that you have more than 5,000 combine files and images in your /catalog and /admin directories My Contributions Henry Smith Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted March 19, 2006 Share Posted March 19, 2006 You know you're addicted to OsCommerce when... - You spend all day on the forum switching between all the forum sections just so you don't miss anything. - You download every contribution just in case you might need it one day. - You post more than 6.5 posts per day or you make up lists titled "You know you're addicted to OsCommerce when..." :P Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
custodian Posted March 19, 2006 Author Share Posted March 19, 2006 You PM other members and offer to buy their account from them so you can get a lower Member No.: # My Contributions Henry Smith Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
custodian Posted March 19, 2006 Author Share Posted March 19, 2006 Your spouse and children signup on the forum to "spend time with you" :-" My Contributions Henry Smith Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted March 19, 2006 Share Posted March 19, 2006 - You don't answer people unless they call you by your forum name. - You go online to hang out with your "real" friends. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rabbitseffort Posted March 20, 2006 Share Posted March 20, 2006 You know you're addicted to OsCommerce when... You take the time to read this post, LOL-- Thanks--I needed this one--brightened my day! :D "I must admit that I personally measure success in terms of the contributions an individual makes to her or his fellow human beings." ---Margaret Mead--- "The answer is never the answer. What's really interesting is the mystery. If you seek the mystery instead of the answer, you'll always be seeking. I've never seen anybody really find the answer -- they think they have, so they stop thinking. But the job is to seek mystery, evoke mystery, plant a garden in which strange plants grow and mysteries bloom. The need for mystery is greater than the need for an answer. --Ken Kesey" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GraphicsGuy Posted March 20, 2006 Share Posted March 20, 2006 You refer to your day planner as configure.php and your spouse as application_top (on a good day) Your children are "includes" You have a dog named footer.php Rule #1: Without exception, backup your database and files before making any changes to your files or database. Rule #2: Make sure there are no exceptions to Rule #1. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
♥Monika in Germany Posted March 20, 2006 Share Posted March 20, 2006 you search your harddrive for an oscommerce folder and you get 47 results ... so you decide to organize them by used, using, to be used ... cute thread! :-) Monika addicted to writing code ... can't get enough of databases either, LOL! my toolbox: Textpad - Compare and Merge - phpMyAdmin - WS_FTP - Photoshop - How to search the forum Interactive Media Award July 2007 ~ category E-Commerce my advice on the forum is for free, PMs where you send me work are considered consultation which I charge for ... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted March 21, 2006 Share Posted March 21, 2006 When you shop on-line, you check to see if it is an osCommerce site ... And then you try to guess what contributions they've installed. ed Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted March 21, 2006 Share Posted March 21, 2006 you search your harddrive for an oscommerce folder and you get 47 results ... so you decide to organize them by used, using, to be used ... cute thread! Only 47??? :D Matti Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted March 21, 2006 Share Posted March 21, 2006 When you shop on-line, you check to see if it is an osCommerce site ... And then you try to guess what contributions they've installed. ed haha, guilty of that for sure :lol: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
♥Monika in Germany Posted March 21, 2006 Share Posted March 21, 2006 When you shop on-line, you check to see if it is an osCommerce site ... And then you try to guess what contributions they've installed. ed hehehe ... how about this one: when you shop online and see a store that is NOT osCommerce, you dream about how fun it would be to convert it into an osCommerce store, while keeping 100% the same looks and functions :-), so noone but YOU would know :thumbsup: ... I'm VERY guilty of that one!!! :-) Monika addicted to writing code ... can't get enough of databases either, LOL! my toolbox: Textpad - Compare and Merge - phpMyAdmin - WS_FTP - Photoshop - How to search the forum Interactive Media Award July 2007 ~ category E-Commerce my advice on the forum is for free, PMs where you send me work are considered consultation which I charge for ... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
skylla Posted March 21, 2006 Share Posted March 21, 2006 hehehe ... how about this one: when you shop online and see a store that is NOT osCommerce, you dream about how fun it would be to convert it into an osCommerce store, while keeping 100% the same looks and functions :-), so noone but YOU would know :thumbsup: ... I'm VERY guilty of that one!!! when you start wondering why Amazon is not using osCommerce Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
skylla Posted March 21, 2006 Share Posted March 21, 2006 When your paid daytime job duties 'annoyingly' interfere with your hobby of customising osc shops Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted March 21, 2006 Share Posted March 21, 2006 - You own every Kylie Minogue CD just because Harald has a "thing" for her. - You Google "Pamela and Tommy" not to find the video, but to see if any of the sites are "Powered by osCommerce" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
skylla Posted March 21, 2006 Share Posted March 21, 2006 - You own every Kylie Minogue CD just because Harald has a "thing" for her. - You Google "Pamela and Tommy" not to find the video, but to see if any of the sites are "Powered by osCommerce" I used that excuse when I bought the Shakira CD :P ....when you login onto the OSc forum from a VERY expensive internet cafe in Trinidad, Cuba, whilst on holiday.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted March 21, 2006 Share Posted March 21, 2006 - You search the Live Shops section not looking for stores but to use it a a potential dating site because you feel that you would have more in common with the people there than you would with anyone on Lava Life. - You have the entire forum available "offline" just in case your internet connection goes down. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted March 21, 2006 Share Posted March 21, 2006 - http://www.oscommerce.com/forums is your home page and the standard osC store layout is your screen saver. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
♥Monika in Germany Posted March 21, 2006 Share Posted March 21, 2006 - You have the entire forum available "offline" just in case your internet connection goes down. OMG ... HOW can I have the whole forum offline??? ahhhhhhhhhh wait --- I think my dh has a tool for it! Off to call him! :-) Monika addicted to writing code ... can't get enough of databases either, LOL! my toolbox: Textpad - Compare and Merge - phpMyAdmin - WS_FTP - Photoshop - How to search the forum Interactive Media Award July 2007 ~ category E-Commerce my advice on the forum is for free, PMs where you send me work are considered consultation which I charge for ... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted March 21, 2006 Share Posted March 21, 2006 - You stand in front of a mirror imitating the Smilies and use them in real life so others will understand what you are feeling. :( :-" :P :thumbsup: :x (w00t) ... now I really have to get back to work :( Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kitchenniche Posted March 21, 2006 Share Posted March 21, 2006 You exchange your favorite Guns'N Roses poster with one of Harald, you're new superhero :D HIM - Dark Light - Out on 26/09/05 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
♥Monika in Germany Posted March 21, 2006 Share Posted March 21, 2006 Only 47??? :D Matti well thanks for that provocative question ... I now HAD to look (I made up that 47), and it's a whopping 78 folders. Honestly, not too bad for a year of work. Of course I'm sure you think it's "nothing". :thumbsup: :-) Monika addicted to writing code ... can't get enough of databases either, LOL! my toolbox: Textpad - Compare and Merge - phpMyAdmin - WS_FTP - Photoshop - How to search the forum Interactive Media Award July 2007 ~ category E-Commerce my advice on the forum is for free, PMs where you send me work are considered consultation which I charge for ... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted March 22, 2006 Share Posted March 22, 2006 You exchange your favorite Guns'N Roses poster with one of Harald, you're new superhero :D You have a Harald poster?! ed Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kitchenniche Posted March 22, 2006 Share Posted March 22, 2006 You have a Harald poster?! ed Who does not? :D No I was just kidding. HIM - Dark Light - Out on 26/09/05 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
custodian Posted March 22, 2006 Author Share Posted March 22, 2006 Who does not? :D No I was just kidding. Sure you were :wub: My Contributions Henry Smith Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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