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sky_diver

Member Since 14 Oct 2009
Offline Last Active Jan 06 2012, 19:03

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I Always take the time to help others while displaying common courtesy as to provide not only a proverbial example, but an ongoing standard.
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SkyDiver

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Active Posts 38 (0.04 per day)
Most Active In Add-Ons Development (10 posts)
Profile Views 16,964
Age Age Unknown
Birthday Birthday Unknown
Real Name
Lance Willis
Gender
Male
Interests
object me

{

me.still_alive = true;

main()

{

while(me.still_alive)

{

me.wake();

me.pee();

me.poop();

me.eat(food);

me.work();

me.fuck(girl);

me.readcl();

me.sleep();

}

}

function fuck(human girl)

{

if girl.isHot()

{

me.cock.fill(blood);

me.statedOrgasmThreshold = 60 minutes;

me.currentOrgasmState = 0 minutes;

me.undress();

if (girl.pussy.isExposed() & girl.pussy.isClean()) or (girl.pussy.isExposed() & me.horny())

{

while(girl.givesConsent())

{

me.penetrate();

me.withdraw();

if (me.currentOrgasmState > me.statedOrgasmThreshold or me.currentOrgasmState > 10 minutes)

{

me.orgasm(goo);

me.scratchBalls();

me.ignore(girl);

me.eat(pizza);

me.drink(beer);

me.nap();

}

me.currentOrgasmState ++ 1 minute;

}

if not (girl.givesConsent())

{

try

{

me.sweetTalk(girl);

me.buyStuffFor(girl);

me.ignore(girl);

me.smack(girl);

}

catch(exception e)

{

if e.message.contains(girl.screamingPunchingScratchingOutMyEyes())

{

me.runAway();

}

}

}

}

}

elseif girl.sucksGood()

{

me.proposeMarriage();

}

}

}