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sky_diver
Member Since 14 Oct 2009Offline Last Active Jan 06 2012, 19:03
Coding in the Nude... Ala NaKeD
Updated 16 Sep · 0 comments
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Thank you for visiting; you have been truly blessed now that you have set your mind to my wisdom.
Best Wishes!
Your Friend,
SkyDiver
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Real Name
Lance Willis
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Gender
Male
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Interests
object me
{
me.still_alive = true;
main()
{
while(me.still_alive)
{
me.wake();
me.pee();
me.poop();
me.eat(food);
me.work();
me.fuck(girl);
me.readcl();
me.sleep();
}
}
function fuck(human girl)
{
if girl.isHot()
{
me.cock.fill(blood);
me.statedOrgasmThreshold = 60 minutes;
me.currentOrgasmState = 0 minutes;
me.undress();
if (girl.pussy.isExposed() & girl.pussy.isClean()) or (girl.pussy.isExposed() & me.horny())
{
while(girl.givesConsent())
{
me.penetrate();
me.withdraw();
if (me.currentOrgasmState > me.statedOrgasmThreshold or me.currentOrgasmState > 10 minutes)
{
me.orgasm(goo);
me.scratchBalls();
me.ignore(girl);
me.eat(pizza);
me.drink(beer);
me.nap();
}
me.currentOrgasmState ++ 1 minute;
}
if not (girl.givesConsent())
{
try
{
me.sweetTalk(girl);
me.buyStuffFor(girl);
me.ignore(girl);
me.smack(girl);
}
catch(exception e)
{
if e.message.contains(girl.screamingPunchingScratchingOutMyEyes())
{
me.runAway();
}
}
}
}
}
elseif girl.sucksGood()
{
me.proposeMarriage();
}
}
}
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